Sunday, August 18, 2013

Funny things to say for my class powerpoint presentation?

So my project is about "Student Valubles" and "Dress Code" sections in the student handbook. I need something funny to say in each slide so the class won't get bored.

Slide 1: (not the title page)
Tops:
RED
Navy Blue
White
Light Blue
Bottoms:
Girls may wear navy or khaki shorts/skirts as long as their fingers are able to touch the bottom of them when straight!
If leggings are worn they must be black and at least be long enough to cover the ankle.
No cargo pants
Outerwear:
Navy Blue/ Gray sweatshirts
No logos/name brands on outerwear

Slide 2: Belts:
No distracting belts/buckles
Belt should be visible
Shoes:
No flip flops/house shoes
All shoes worn must have a back on them.
Jewelry:
Don't wear expensive jewelry.It's a public school, not a ball.
Jewelry should either be on you or secured at ALL times.
Don't wear distracting jewelry.
Earrings should be no longer than 2" in diameter.
Boys shouldn't wear earrings.
Extra:
No writing/ visible tattoos on skin or clothes
No hats
Hair must stay out of eyes

Slide 3: Money
Don't bring large amounts of money, and don't tell people you have it.
Coins should be in wallets to prevent from jingling and creating a distraction.

Slide 4: Electronics
iPads and E-readers are allowed to be read on or used only with the teacher's approval.
Keep up with your own devices, the school will not be held responsible if you lose them.
Keep locks on your devices.
Buying, trading, or selling personal property is off limits.
Cell phones are not allowed.

The last slide just says the end. Please help? I'm not a naturally funny person. Also suggested sound effects would help. I can manage to add more than the small selection they have on the powerpoint so ANY sound effect suggestions can help. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

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