How to text using real phone number from an iPad?

I have a Samsung galaxy s3 and I am wondering if I can use my ipad to text or make phone calls using my phones number and stuff
>>> How to text using real phone number from an iPad?

Free games on app store like sims?

Are there any free apps in the app store thats like Sims 3 or Sims Ambition because i cant jailbreak my ipad and i dont wanna waste money. Games like get a job go home sleep that kind of game
>>> Free games on app store like sims?

IPad randomly talked out of nowhere?

I was reading some things on my iPad when out of nowhere, a lady's voice called out "zoozoo!" It wasn't from outside because it was clear as if a lady was in the room.It was definitely from the iPad because I was alone in the bookroom we have, and there's no electronics there besides the iPad.

I have no app that would say zoozoo, and I have had this iPad for a few months now and this is the first time.

Please help.Is this a virus?
>>> IPad randomly talked out of nowhere?

Which iPad would be the best investment for myself?

(Also asked in the Apple Community --> http://goo.gl/YJz0m)

I come to you in a 'bout of my last hope. Since the release of the iPad mini, I've been debating constantly which one i should purchase. I've come to the point where a tablet is something that would be beneficial to my work flow. Here are 10 things about me and what I'm looking for:

1. I'm a student at Columbia College Chicago, double majoring in graphic design and photography. Therefore, a tablet would be very helpful when presenting portfolio work on the fly.
2. Since I am a student, to carry my 15" MBP can be a pain from class to class when I have my books with me. I usually work off of the campus computers because I like the larger screens anyway and only refer to my laptop for local files or things not on my flash drive. Therefore… pulling it out for one thing sucks.
3. I like to take all my notes through Evernote and other various cloud sources. Keeping up with all my notebooks is becoming cumbersome.
4. Just recently, I took my first bus ride home from Chicago to Ann Arbor. I spent the whole time reading on my iPhone because I forgot my pencils to sketch some project ideas. Since there were no outlets, I ended up having to connect my iPhone to my laptop for charging after 2 hours in.
5. I love to read, a lot, when I have the opportunity.
6. I like to draw (not extensive pieces), but not physically (I make a lot of mistakes so computer drawing and the undo function has become my best friend.My drawing tablet is great.)
7. I play games occasionally
8. I work almost always out of my bed because I am incredibly lazy, but I promise I'm working on that.
9. I'm pretty app heavy, mostly productivity apps are hoarding my iPhone.
10. I end up writing most of my papers on my iPhone than my computer because its just more convent to get a head start on the train than wait until I get home to pull out my computer.

I travel a lot between classes in the city and I come home (to Michigan) when I can, which is most likely flying during non-holiday seasons. Reading that about myself, I would personally tell myself to get the larger iPad, but maybe someone else knows something that I don't that could benefit my journey. I lean toward the Mini simply because I THINK I'll be able to sketch just fine on it, but I'm not sure. I also don't like how heavy the newest iPad is.

Sorry it's a lot!
Y'all are my last hope before I go crazy!

TLDR --- I am very mobile, work a lot on my phone and am lazy. This is an investment I'm making so I'm not too concerned with cost.

For the Apple-haters --- Go ahead and give me your other suggestions. I will listen to them, but I am looking specifically at iPad for the iCloud. Keep that in mind.
>>> Which iPad would be the best investment for myself?

I got a new iPad in the mail but the Applecare+ isn't in there?

I ordered Applecare+ with the iPad but it's not in the shipping box?
Added (1). Issue solved :)
>>> I got a new iPad in the mail but the Applecare+ isn't in there?

I'm Ten. Should I Get An iPad With Retina Display?

I have never asked for anything like this, and my mum said she doesnt want me getting an iPad but my sister got a Blackberry from Santa Clause last year, and he paid the bills for SIX MONTHS. I find it unfair because I'm the baby in the family and people say I should be happy I am. ( Which I kinda am thankful for ) My sister is spoiled and still wants more. I really do want this iPad because I have an iPod right now, and it's not working anymore. Tell me what you want for Christmas!!!
>>> I'm Ten. Should I Get An iPad With Retina Display?

What is the best nook type thing to use for books?

I am looking for something like a nook, kindle or ipad type of thing. I don't know what is the best things for what im looking for. I need something with books but other things would be great to.
Thanks!
>>> What is the best nook type thing to use for books?

Is the IOS 6 version the last update for iPad 2?

I really want a new update cuz I want Siri ..hopefully apple will
>>> Is the IOS 6 version the last update for iPad 2?

What can I get for christmas?

Im having already Samsung note 2 cases for it, makeup, I have striaghters and curlers and all that I dont want an iPad or iPod or tablet dont say give some money charity we all ready do that I dont wont money cause I know il waste it my dad isnt the sort that will take me shopping I need help choosing I cant think at all btw im 17 I was considering an animal as I have alot of experience with most animals at the moment I only have at home 2 dogs and 4 cats… My dad is willing to spend what ever on me just not over board help
>>> What can I get for christmas?

Can my boy use the wii portal for skylander on the iPad game skylander?

My son has a wii game called skylanders. Apple is selling the game in the App Store. I don't want to have to buy more things if I don't have to. Any information would be greatly appreciated.
>>> Can my boy use the wii portal for skylander on the iPad game skylander?