I hate my life and I want to die. Help?

I ALWAYS get the short end of the stick in life but for some reason everyone AROUND ME always gets the LONG end of the stick.
For example:

(- = me, and + = everyone else)

-I live in the US And I hate whats going on here
+But BILLIONS more live in other non-corrupt countries
-I never get anything new, everything I get is hand me downs, refurbished, etc
+But my friends/classmates always brag
about THEIR NEW stuff
-Everything nice I get just HAS to break
+But, again, everyone around me
somehow always has their NICE stuff IN SHAPE FOR YEARS
-I once did robotics class. Were split into two groups.
+My group used materials we had for years but the other group got NEWER AND TWICE AS MUCH MATERIALS AS WE HAD. NOT FAIR.
-My school did the iPad program.
+Last year everyone had iPad 2s but then the new 6th graders got new AIRS. Again not fair.
-Whenever I sign up for something, it then decides to go downhill. I signed up here when the green format was around but then a few days later THIS format
Another thing, I play on a Minecraft server but now due to a new update everyone hates, people are leaving.
+But when ANY-FUСKING-ONE ELSE signs up, the same can't EVER be said for them.
These are only a few.

Like, WHY is it ME that ALWAYS has to get the short end of the stick in life but EVERY-FUСKING-ONE ELSE always gets the LONG end of the stick?
Why is it ME that ALWAYS has to SUFFER?!
Why ME?
WHY ME ME ME ME ME out of All 7 BILLION AND COUNTING PEOPLE?!

(extending in updates)
Added (1). I feel like I have a psychic power/emanation/curse that's SOMEHOW preventing ME from EVER actually getting the LONG end of the stick in life. I feel like I'm psychic because I'm always reacting to exact times, subconsciously noticing patterns, predicting what is going to happen, and other things.

And things aren't getting better. They're only getting worse.
Added (2). I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE! Its ALWAYS the short end of the stick for ME and NOTHING'S changing. I WANT things to change, but so far its been a YEAR and nothings better. And if its ALWAYS going to be this way, then I don't want to live anymore.

I'm thinking about signing up for a game of Russian roulette and hoping to get the bullet to end it all. What do I do?
Added (3). And DON'T give me answers like,"there are kids out there who have it worse than you" or "first world problems" BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THAT SHlT.
Added (4). Also, If you're going to tell me "be optimistic and positive",
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY POSITIVE WHEN MY LIFE IS JUST GOING OT BE FULL OF NEGATIVES TO TURN ME INTO A PESSIMIST?!

Oh yeah, and any rude/mean/hurtful answers WILL result in a blocking.

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