Peanut butter in my iPad?

I had peanut butter in my purse and my iPad was in my purse and now there is peanut butter in the part where I charge it. What do I do?!

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How should I handle this situation with my wife?

Ok so a very log story short. I am by no means the best husband but I have gotten better over the years even my wife admits it. So she is active duty and just got back from her deployment. Half way through her deployment she started talking to some ripped muscular dude. Well she stopped talking to me and our two kids about 2 months in. I was getting worried she started telling me she didn't no if she loves me and so on and so forth. Well she came back and told me nothing happened they where friends. I believe her because if she did that over there she could get a dishonarable discharge. Well after being back for a few
Days I noticed she would get up in the middle of the night and talk to him and she put a passcode on her phone so I couldn't get I to it. Well she would swear she wanted to work things out but every few days would be like I can't I this anymore and stuff. So two
Nights ago i got into her iPad and found some vidoes of her masterbating and was like wtf she told me she made them for me and was gonna send them to me at work and stuff I was like awesome! Lastnight I broke into her phone and found text from that guy saying how he was enjoying the vidoes and stuff. I snapped man didn't hurt anyone but I flipped told her if she wanted to work on stuff it was me or him and ****. She chose me and blocked him from calling and stuff. Well she still won't unlock her phone so I can't tell if she did. Basically I want to give this dude a piece of my
Mind. Facebook message him?

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But seriously speaking SIRIously speaking, folks, here on The River Of Many Fish?

iPad ers, did you know that, if you put your beloved device, in your lap, and rotate it 90° counterclockwise,
You can see Siri smiling at you?

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Problem with mini iPad?

If I go to iTunes & App Store, the Apple ID is mine, but, if I go to the App Store and attempt to update an app, a message pops up saying "Enter the Apple ID password for…" The Apple ID is another person's e-mail. Anyone know what the problem is? If you know, could you list the solution step-by-step? Thanks in advance. I will pick a best answer.

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My iPad Air won't charge?

It doesn't charge via the adapter. My PC doesn't recognize it. I mean it doesn't say next to the battery icon Not charging. The computer says it doesn't recognize it, also, it is not the cable because I tried another one.
Please help me!

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How to alley oop on Nba 2k14 for iPad?

Whenever I tap on the alley oop button it just passes the ball it never actually alley oops it.

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Ipad WIFI connection?

Recently my Ipad 3rd generation has been having trouble connecting to my WiFi in a place it has never had trouble connecting to it before (my room) but my Ipod 4th generation has no problem at all.

I've tried reconnecting/re-finding my server but unless I go down stairs and in the same room as it, it wont pick it up. I can get some connection if it is already connected and I walk up the stairs but it looses it again once I walk down the hall.

I have no clue what to do.
Help?
Added (1). Like I said, my other devices work in the area my Ipad does not…

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Should I forgive him?

So I was sitting on my couch and my boyfriend was eating on the kitchen table and then he went to shower. After he showered he always comes to cuddle with me but this time he didn't. It hurt me a little so I stood up, turned off the tv and walked inside my room. I slammed the door a little to give him a hint that I was mad. So hours passed and I heard the truck turn on so I checked outside the window and saw he left. I started tearing up because I didn't want him to leave. So I went on his iPad to play a game because I was bored and I saw his Facebook was open. I opened it and saw he had messages with his friend. Out of curiosity I opened it and saw he texted his friend saying he needed condoms. My heart dropped and tears poured out of my eyes. His friend said he'd give him the condoms tomorrow but my boyfriend said he needed them now. I logged off and waited for him to come home. He didn't come home till like a few hours later and I fell asleep. Then I heard the door open so I woke up and saw him walk in. He sat next to me and said what was wrong. I told him about the message and he hugged me saying he jokes like that with his friend but I don't know if he's lying. I'm still mad and sad and I haven't talked to him since that night (it's been 2 days). Should I forgive him?! I need advice:(

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Why won't Facebook let me post in notes? More info?

I'm on my mom's ipad. Its the first generation and it keeps glitch ing.
It lets me post in the title, but in the body it won't let me type anything. Like the cursor wont show up either. :(
I use safari because my mom insists on staying signed into her account on the fb app for iOS.

Does anyone have any ideas? I would see if it would work on the pc or laptop, but we don't have one. We have iPhones, ipad, and iPods. Not pcs or laptops. :( please help?!

I wanna post a poem i wrote to tell my friend I'm depressed even more than before. It is all falling apart if i can't get it to let me post my note on fb. :(

For those of you going to tell me im not depressed: screw you. I AM. I have had 4 different doctors diagnose me. I have been like this for 5 years. But it is getting worse.

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Is the world really gonna end?

Hi I am 13 and people on the internet were saying something about the app Siri saying this answer when you ask her ''What is July 27, 2014?'' and she responds ''It is Sunday, July 27, 2014 (opening gates of hades)'' it really worries me, but I tried asking her on my iPad and it didn't work, perhaps it could be a joke? And I also heard an asteroid will hit Earth on August 26, 2032. Please no I would only be 31 years old! But I heard the chances of the asteroid hitting are 1/63,000. But the thing about Siri really worries me, but it perhaps is definitely a joke? Please help guys, thanks:)

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