I need a black eye by tomorrow, don't ask why. I know this is probaly the stupidest thing you've ever heard but please be serious! I NEED one.
I spent like 10 mins last night punching myself in the face and nothing happened. Can someone tell me where to punch? I'm not to sure where I'm supposed too. BEST ANSWER GETS 10 POINTS!
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I CANT GET A REAL BLACK EYE?!